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Bag Check 

when a man manually assesses the adequacy of his manhood before he makes a life altering decision.
"F'n A man, you better do a bag check before you decide to jump out of this plane."
Bag Check by Bouwerij_Jongen September 19, 2016
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Bag Check 

Using any type of bag (bags with strings work great)and putting it over their head. Tie the bottom of the bag around the neck of your victim, and beat them violently but not too badly. Leave them there to wonder wtf happened?!
Bag Check: Sneak up on a friend, wrap the bag around his/her head...
Punch that bitch in the back of the head!
HAUL ASS!!
They never knew what hit them...

Bag Check 

For all the men(or maybe possibly women too, but probably not though) out there trying to secure that bag... bag checks are necessary for a mans success in life. Bag checks are often administered by the realest homies. During every bag check, these are some thoughts and questions that are brought to attention: “What does the bag mean to me” “Am I close to the bag?” “What does the bag want of me?” “I want the bag now more than ever” “Fuck it, mask off”
Andrew: Yo slatt(Matt), where the fuck is the squad? I’m trying to get lit with my fellas tonight.

Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.

Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.

Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.
Bag Check by Cool killa February 5, 2019

checking a bag

To make a large sum of money
checking a bag by mr. b January 2, 2014

Checking the Bag 

When you have a woman from behind hammering away and are about to bust your nut pull out and thrust into her anus releasing your seed. While she is in shock, you take your nut bag and insert into her moist overworked taco causing an eruption of semen from her anus.
Herman asked where he was headed after Marc told him he was Checking the Bag. Poundtown was not the answer Herman was expecting.
Checking the Bag by S94Life December 6, 2017

Checkin a bag 

The accumulation of currency. Bag meaning a money bag. Checkin a bag is symmetrical with "getting money."
Dashville Brixx from kalamazoo michigan is really checkin a bag.
Checkin a bag by Caleb Atkinson February 27, 2018
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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