Bad touch

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another word to describe what a peadophile does to a minor

that 40 year old over their gave bad touch to that 13 year old

Bad touch by rickibee94 December 10, 2009

Bad Touch

An exclamation that usually forebodes a sexual act, more than likely an unwanted one.

Depending on the context, it can be used interchangeably with DO NOT WANT.

Gurlfran 1: Ugh, Joe tried to put his arm around me at the movie theater.
Gurlfran 2: BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH. D:
Gurlfran 1: Nah, it's chill, I cockblocked him.

Bad Touch by Skul March 1, 2010

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bad touch

1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex

person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you

bad touch by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

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bad touch

Purposeful sexual contact with a family member.

I couldn't believe Mark would bad touch his sister

bad touch by martin_sergeant October 25, 2003

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bad touch doll

The anatomically correct male/female puppets often used as props in childhood sexual molestation legal proceedings.

Timmy, I want you to pick up your bad touch doll.

It's ok.

Now, show us where Bishop put his mouth.

Was it here on the Pontiff penis, here on the Cardinal crotch; or was it here on the Reverend rectum?

bad touch doll by YAWA August 18, 2018

Bad Touch Trio

a trio consisting of a Prussian, French and Spaniard touching others in an inappropriate way

OMG! It's the Bad Touch Trio!" "OMG! They're so hot! But cover your vitals!

Bad Touch Trio by EmpressPhillip October 24, 2010

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Bad Touch Tuesday

Bad Touch Tuesday (sometimes shortened to "BTT" or just "Tuesday") is when jock males in a high school setting grope each other in the moob area, preform bean dips, giving each other bro jobs, or other inappropriate actions in public. Lethal force may be used if Bad Touch Tuesday is preformed on a day of the week that isn't Tuesday.

Logan: DUDE WTF!? Why did you grab by dick!?

Scotty: Bro, what day is it?

Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!

Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.

Scotty: *grope*

Bad Touch Tuesday by cee-em-kay April 1, 2011

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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