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Bad Touch 

An exclamation that usually forebodes a sexual act, more than likely an unwanted one.

Depending on the context, it can be used interchangeably with DO NOT WANT.
Gurlfran 1: Ugh, Joe tried to put his arm around me at the movie theater.
Gurlfran 2: BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH. D:
Gurlfran 1: Nah, it's chill, I cockblocked him.
Bad Touch by Skul March 1, 2010

bad touch 

1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex
person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you
bad touch by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

bad touch 

I couldn't believe Mark would bad touch his sister
bad touch by martin_sergeant October 25, 2003

bad touch doll 

The anatomically correct male/female puppets often used as props in childhood sexual molestation legal proceedings.
Timmy, I want you to pick up your bad touch doll.

It's ok.

Now, show us where Bishop put his mouth.

Was it here on the Pontiff penis, here on the Cardinal crotch; or was it here on the Reverend rectum?
bad touch doll by YAWA August 18, 2018

Bad Touch Trio 

a trio consisting of a Prussian, French and Spaniard touching others in an inappropriate way
OMG! It's the Bad Touch Trio!" "OMG! They're so hot! But cover your vitals!
Bad Touch Trio by EmpressPhillip October 24, 2010

Bad Touch Tuesday 

Bad Touch Tuesday (sometimes shortened to "BTT" or just "Tuesday") is when jock males in a high school setting grope each other in the moob area, preform bean dips, giving each other bro jobs, or other inappropriate actions in public. Lethal force may be used if Bad Touch Tuesday is preformed on a day of the week that isn't Tuesday.
Logan: DUDE WTF!? Why did you grab by dick!?

Scotty: Bro, what day is it?

Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!

Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.

Scotty: *grope*