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baconification

The art of adding bacon to basically anything
"Hey man, you really need to learn the ways of baconification if you want to join those folks on youtube!"
by Penismuncher123 January 5, 2014
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Barnification

1. The idea that we all don't advance much above that stupid Barney the Dinosaur song, "I love you..." The most popular "musicans" sing simple stupid songs while gyrating around the stage in strange outfits putting on bizarre performances, distracting people from the fact that they have no actual musical talent...Yet everyone sings along as if it's brilliant, just like three year olds to Barney.
2. The ability of people to do or believe whatever everyone else is telling them to do or believe without thinking for themselves
Watching Rianna drag her finger along the bottom string of a guitar while people in the audience were "awed" by her guitar playing talent, I realized Barnification was in full force.
by Keelster August 14, 2010
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Bacon Bonification

A sex act, usually done by a female, where the female first cooks the male some bacon in previously used lubrication and sperm, then sexually presents it to him within her vagina in a manner of arousing him.the men must first eat her out to obtain the prize. The female then allows the male to continue eating the bacon while having sex.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.
Girl 1: "I wish my boyfriend would give me a new iPod"

Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"
by sexinatorationaryineous June 10, 2011
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Bonification

The process of juxtaposing one's boner to another, in a rather businesslike manner, to come to some sort of conclusion.
Juan had practiced bonification with Raul in many business deals, the winner being the person with the biggest boner.
by TherealBeau August 4, 2016
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Bonification Process

The process of a penis transforming from "soft" to "hard".
I'm about to get all up in that as soon as the bonification process has completed.
by tanuki1980 July 13, 2010
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Bronification

When a brony of any kind, forces you to get into the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic".
You can tell it has started, you feel over joyus when you finish one episode of the show.
It can be spread around more and more, until they get tired of it.
Brony) Hey! Wanna watch some MLP?
Person) Not reall-
Brony) Too bad you're watching it anyway.

Person) That... was amazing!
Brony) I know right?
Person) We should show this to more people!
Brony) Yeah! It's bronification!
by st3_v3 January 12, 2024
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