bacon club
when putting bacon in your girlfriends vagina before having sex, while the bacon is in you fuck her until you come. Once ejaculated eat her out.
bacon club by zeewatinaho September 25, 2010
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Bacon Wrapped Shrimp Club
Euphemistic saying referring to a nonexistent club for elites that provide themselves special priveleges and opportunities that are not for the otherwise "Joe the Plumber" type people (i.e. they are not affluent enough or in a prestigious enough position to allow them access to the powers of the exclusive club)
A judge was pulled over for tailgating and honking at an unmarked police car, but thanks to being part of the bacon wrapped shrimp club, the judge got away without a citation or warning.
Bacon Wrapped Shrimp Club by pianoman54321 February 4, 2021
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Baconlube
Love bacon and all its goodness? Want to spice things up in the bedroom? Well, you’re sure to love this new product, baconlube™. baconlube is a delicious personal lubricant designed to “keep it sizzlin’”. Now you can have your cake and eat it too.
NOTE: This is not a real product nor is this an ad of any kind.
NOTE: This is not a real product nor is this an ad of any kind.
Guy 1: How did your date go last night?
Guy 2: Well, I went out and bought some Baconlube. Fill in the Blanks ;)
Guy 1: Oooohoo nice!!
Guy 2: Well, I went out and bought some Baconlube. Fill in the Blanks ;)
Guy 1: Oooohoo nice!!
Baconlube by traceur_ryuk May 6, 2009
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