Backyard Abortion 

4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck

Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!

Backyard Abortion by anonymous April 17, 2023

Backyard Wrestling Abortion 

An abortion preformed by a wrestling move.

Will: I hear Laura got knocked up again?

Peter: Yea she did. but, Her boyfriend gave her stomach the people's elbow.

Will: Cool, thats called a backyard wrestling abortion, right?

Backyard Wrestling Abortion by PanchoyPepe October 1, 2007