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backwards bear 

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.
"Dude, I pulled a backwards bear on her last night and i think it broke my dick."
backwards bear by c-pop June 18, 2008
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backwards bear 

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.
"Dude, i pulled the backwards bear on her last night and it may have broken my dick..."
backwards bear by c-pop June 17, 2008

Backwards Koala Bear 

A sex position perfected by the Aussies, the Backwards Koala Bear involves a fursuit and lots of eucalyptus leaves. One must also speak only in an Australian accent until orgasm is achieved.
Kyle was a master of the Backwards Koala Bear until his liver gave out.
Backwards Koala Bear by IWDFF January 14, 2010

Backwards Brown Bear 

sexual act when 2 partners join assholes and one partner takes a shit into the other partners asshole then that partner shits it back into the other's asshole. Sharing the same shit multiple times.
Harry - Did you hear what Kenzie and Tessa did last night?

Dick - No, what did they do?

Harry - The did the Backwards Brown Bear last night while watching Brazilian fart porn.

Dick - That"s fucking haggard.

Backwards beartrap

When you make a device that is in a person's mouth, then it opens up instead of closing ripping the part of the skull above the jaw off.
Dude, this guy owed me money, so I put a Backwards beartrap on him.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026