a: "Did you hear about kev?"
b: "no, what happened?"
a: "he backtopped michelle yesterday."
b: "hahaha, love it."

"I'm gonna backtop her"

"look at that dirty bitch, i heard she loves a backtop.

Backtop by TCgossip June 1, 2011

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BK Backporch Griller

A surprising, unexpected buzzkill. It sneaks up on you from behind as only a backporch griller (i.e. backdoor man) can.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Broiler, BK Burger Shot, Whopper BK

Thanks a lot for breaking my piece. Just because we were doing an a capella version of Lil Troy's "Wanna Be a Baller" doesn't excuse you knocking it off the sink.

I'm really sorry.

Not good enough, this is a total BK Backporch Griller.

BK Backporch Griller by Smollie October 21, 2009

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BK Backporch Broiler

A buzzkill which combines the elements of a BK Backporch Griller (in that it is quite unexpected) and a BK Broiler (in that it is quite long-lasting). Not a fun combination, I assure you.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Griller, BK Burger Shot, Whopper BK

Hey bro, it's already a BK Backporch Griller that he showed up at the party. Let's get rid of him before this becomes a BK Backporch Broiler.

Right after we smoked our dad busted out the obituary section of an old newspaper. An epic BK Backporch Broiler.

BK Backporch Broiler by Smollie October 21, 2009

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Accelerated Backhop

A thing which you can do in the game Half-Life 2.

Bind your jump to the mouse wheel, then crouch + jump/scroll backwards and you will gain speed.

Hey guys DeSinc here, and today were 'bout to initiate an accelerated backhop towards the ramp surface-

Accelerated Backhop by IfuckLolisLMAO May 23, 2018

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