Being a Clukr Fucker (sexually attracted to Clukr from sprunki) but for Wenda from sprunki. Most wender backbenders purchase custom bodypillows and usually average34 years old.
Nascar aloe: I'm not gay, I am simply a wender backbender!
Jimmy 3 nuts: That's crazy. I'm a clukr fucker.
Nascar aloe: Fag
Similiar to the "stranger," the act of masturbating with your opposite hand, backwards after sitting on it (so it goes numb) to simulate someone else jerking you off. Usually done in the dark so you don't realize its yourself.
"I gave myself a Chicago backhander last night since my girl was not available. It was like somebody else was doing it."
A signature move performed by LynZ Way of Mindless Self Indulgence. While playing the bass LynZ bends back wards, her head just inches from the ground, and still plays the bass. This is usually done in a brief pause during a song or during a bass solo.
Just so you know, this may not seem incredible to you but in the words of LynZ " I would like to see you do a backbend while playing a bass line I front of thousands of people." Also LynZ is a mother and is 40 years old as well.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.