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Baby bullet proof vest 

Another name for a baby bjorn for those whom think the parent may be using the baby as a protective device.
That guy looked like he'd stab me if I wasn't wearing my baby bullet proof vest!

100 proof baby juice 

One half of the ingredients it takes to make the baby.
She won't get pregnant if you have her swallow the 100 proof baby juice.
100 proof baby juice by MD65 August 25, 2006

Poof baby 

A baby that goes into a mothers womb without having to do the Hankey Pankey
The Angel said to marry, ”Marry you are having a poof baby
Poof baby by Michaelsoft Binbows December 9, 2018

Babyproofing 

Using a condom or some other form of birth control.
Girl: What is taking you so long?!
Boy: *puts on condom* Hold on a sec, I'm Babyproofing!
Babyproofing by ckapp May 2, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026