baby proof

a women who's on some form of birth control and can't get pregnant

slut: you can cum inside me im baby proof!!

by chumpking November 11, 2009

Baby bullet proof vest

Another name for a baby bjorn for those whom think the parent may be using the baby as a protective device.

That guy looked like he'd stab me if I wasn't wearing my baby bullet proof vest!

by Logan Durgen January 22, 2011

100 proof baby juice

One half of the ingredients it takes to make the baby.

She won't get pregnant if you have her swallow the 100 proof baby juice.

by MD65 August 25, 2006

Poof baby

A baby that goes into a mother’s womb without having to do the Hankey Pankey

The Angel said to marry, ”Marry you are having a poof baby”

by Michaelsoft Binbows December 9, 2018

Babyproofing

Using a condom or some other form of birth control.

Girl: What is taking you so long?!
Boy: *puts on condom* Hold on a sec, I'm Babyproofing!

by ckapp May 2, 2011