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Baby Cum Back 

Baby Cum Back is when a baby, typically 3-7 weeks old, starts developing flaky and dry skin on their back.
"Why is your baby's back so dry and flaky? Have you checked if he has Baby Cum Back?
Baby Cum Back by Quarketh April 21, 2020

Cum Baby 

The effect of getting full on jizz; swallowing after so many blow jobs you look pregnant. Coined by the great Tweeter, msloulou
She's sucked so much cock it looks like she has a cum baby
Cum Baby by Eliza Dooks May 28, 2011

cum baby 

a condom that is filled with a large amount of seamen that is sealed with a knot tied at the end.
I found a cum baby in between the couch cushions at the hotel i was staying.
cum baby by gravy robber September 27, 2009

cum baby 

a girl who is obsessed with cum
dan: omg becky is suck a cum baby she wants me to cum in her mouth every night

alex: damn she is just like sarah
cum baby by udhelp June 17, 2019

Pre cum baby 

Instead of calling someone autistic you call them this implying since pre cum is considered dead they are also brain dead
Pre cum baby by Sugmanuts December 31, 2018

Cum baby 

A couple, preferably gay, will cum into a bucket until its 2/3 full. Then, either flour or corn starch will be poured and mixed into the cum until it becomes a dough. Next, the dough will be formed into the shape of a baby. Then, the couple will eat the baby.
person A: dude me and Person C made us a cum baby last night
person B: what the fuck
Cum baby by chucklesandwich October 20, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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