baby cum

an attractive person, who upon closer inspection, is obviously under age.

"naw, that's baby cum, man"

by Peter Moran August 27, 2006

Baby Cum Back

Baby Cum Back is when a baby, typically 3-7 weeks old, starts developing flaky and dry skin on their back.

"Why is your baby's back so dry and flaky? Have you checked if he has Baby Cum Back?

by Quarketh April 21, 2020

Cum Baby

The effect of getting full on jizz; swallowing after so many blow jobs you look pregnant. Coined by the great Tweeter, msloulou

She's sucked so much cock it looks like she has a cum baby

by Eliza Dooks May 28, 2011

cum baby

a condom that is filled with a large amount of seamen that is sealed with a knot tied at the end.

I found a cum baby in between the couch cushions at the hotel i was staying.

by gravy robber September 27, 2009

cum baby

a girl who is obsessed with cum

dan: omg becky is suck a cum baby she wants me to cum in her mouth every night

alex: damn she is just like sarah

by udhelp June 17, 2019

Cum baby

A couple, preferably gay, will cum into a bucket until its 2/3 full. Then, either flour or corn starch will be poured and mixed into the cum until it becomes a dough. Next, the dough will be formed into the shape of a baby. Then, the couple will eat the baby.

person A: dude me and Person C made us a cum baby last night
person B: what the fuck

by chucklesandwich October 20, 2019

Pre cum baby

Instead of calling someone autistic you call them this implying since pre cum is considered dead they are also brain dead

Shut up you pre cum baby

by Sugmanuts December 31, 2018