Similar to a food baby, when a person consumes large amounts of carbohydrates (e.g.- breads, pastas, rice) and their stomach protrudes, looking pregnant.
I have to stopeating so many carbs or else I'm going to birth a bread baby.
"Oh god please don't shoot me I'm naked."
"Drop your coat & grab your toes."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
"Oh no this isn't happening."
"Baby, I'm gonna butta yo bread"