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To jiggle ones male genitalia merrily or with great viggor. Babbing can also be acomplished accidently, or unprovoked by the wearing of loose undergarments while runnning. Comparable to scooping, but of the balls or penis. Studies have shown there are only minor effects on the body, besides mild chaffing and slight irritation to the genital region and/or pubic area.
We have it from the doctor of babbing himself,Babmaster, that one should bab ones self a minimum of once a day. But not more than twice, which results in playing with ones self. Which is not bad, but is not babbing.
Will: I'm babbing like crazy! (he wore boxers to track instead of briefs)

Hamburg track team: LOOK HOW BAB THAT COCK IS!
Babbing by Babmaster & associates February 19, 2009
Words you can keep
Defecating, having a bowel movement
Melanie is babbing in the toilet
Babbing by plopster July 28, 2013
balance, beverage in the game of CodeNames - Diwash D.
Babbing, 2
babbing by jhelli June 26, 2025
Putting your fingers in your bunghole after some guy, could be a loved one or not, has left their baby batter in you and wiping it all over yourself.

Like vabbing, but also not like it at all.
I love the smell and feel of my skin of after babbing. It makes me feel so good.
Babbing by sixpackslim January 20, 2026

Incoherent Babbling 

Texts messages that don't make sense. Usually sent while drunk, high, hopped up on drugs, or a combination of all three.
Incoherent Babbling Text- Ex: You make boyz in the hood look like little rascals.

Hooky-Bobbing 

Hooking or grasping on to the rear bumper of a car or truck when the road is covered in snow and ice. The motorist often doesn't know the youth is squatted down behind the car hanging on to the rear bumper. The 'Hooky-Bobber' gets a free and dangerous ride. Hooky-Bobbing is mostly for a joy-ride, but can be a way to get home from school. The dangers include inhaling car exhaust, motorists traveling at high rates of speed. Rock,gravel,sand and sewer covers in the road that have melted the snow and/or ice resulting in the Hooky-Bobber to be tossed off the rear bumper. Also often times, mittens or gloves get stuck/frozen to the rear bumper.
"Dude! Look at the snow coming down! I can't wait for school to get out to go Hooky-Bobbing!"

babbling 

To talk foolishly or idly; chatter
What are you babbling about?
babbling by Yniikalna December 5, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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