a) A black male who plays Runescape, Kingdom Hearts, or owns a black PSP. (Piece of shit portable.)
b) A black male who lives near cows and likes the name Mary.
c) Cereal.
d) A man who enjoys lap dances on the bus.
e) A very nice black person.
Biggest Douche on Tour. The kind of person who thinks more highly of themselves than any and all around them. Always a know it all even when they are completely wrong. Willing to roll on those who consider them friends at a moments notice. Usually found within the touring band community (ie. Phish, Widespread Panic, etc).