b-team

a small sub-set of people who reside in Northern PA, who appear to be interesting/cool/smart, but are actually none of the above. Require generous amounts of sleep, liberal amounts of petty drama, and refrain from tainting their holier-than-thou-white-girl image. Often b-teamers are born in Harrisburg and migrate north in search of intellectual stardom. Clothing of choice: j.crew, lacoste, or holister (size xxxsmall)"purchased" at salvation army... or entire wardrobe provided by parents along with fancy car. Mating call includes: "que lindo" (translate--"how precious"). It is essential to note that b-teamers strive to mate with one individual who makes his rounds despite having no intelligence whatsoever.

Fickle creatures, best if observed from afar. Not much fun. Avoid making friendships as you will probably regret it if you like staying out past 8:30 and drink sometimes.
fucking b-team. they're sending me to rehab because of that damn white wine spritzer. they're just jealous because they're not a-teamers
by a teamm January 20, 2008
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B-Teamed

(verb) An instance in which an individual or group cancels a social engagement, abstains from, or drinks conservatively as a result of having been out the night before with a more preferable person or persons.

The individual expends most of his or her energy on the A-team, while leaving the rest for the B-Team.
"John is low-key tonight, because he partied last night with his new friends. We totally got B-teamed."
by The Black Rhinoceros May 3, 2010
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B-Team

A second-rate problem-solving team sent in because more qualified personnel (the "A-Team") are unavailable or unwilling to deal with a given problem. This is often because the A-Team sees said problem as being beneath them or unworthy of their talents.
Damn, no wonder this software deployment is going miserably. It appears that the contractor gave us the B-Team.
by N328KF August 20, 2010
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B Team

Derived from high school varsity and junior varsity sports, where the "B Team" is made up of the stragglers and uncoordinated losers. Used in a situation in which someone drops, breaks, messes up, stutters during an insult, or just acts a fool.
"Dude, that was B Team on your part."
by Carney February 8, 2005
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B Team

When someone is dating you as well as someone else but they like the other person better. You're the second choice, the backup plan. You're on the B Team.
"He likes that blonde better. I'm on the B Team."
by x655321x March 16, 2012
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B Team

the B team is a team of all your second string bitches... the ones u dont take out in public.
damn my gurls are on vacation i gotta come out of the closet with the B Team
by Brotha Darkness September 16, 2005
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B-team

Inferior group. A sarcastic way to tell people they suck.
A-team, sucks. Bring in the B-team.
by TSSPTRSN January 24, 2011
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