When you spend an excessive amount of time trapped in the bathroom via a form of punishment growing up and are now suffering odd Psychological symptoms because of it.
He doesn't like any sauce that is white because it reminds him of porcelain. This is a common symptom of the B-Room Blues.
He doesn't have a favorite dinosaur because he was locked in the bathroom while his family was watching "Walking with Dinosaurs"; Classic B-Room Blues.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!