indiv. 1 "wow she's hot, what are you gonna do with her"
indiv. 2 "well i plan on getting her so drunk she cant even speak german anymore, then try to take her back to the b's
1) short for "bullshit"
2) short for "beer shits", a more subtle way to say it
You: "Let me use the shitter, I've got serious B.S.!"
Your grandma: "Shut up, that's total B.S. Anyway I need to piss like a racehorse."
You: "Move bitch!!! Oh shit I'm not gonna make it!!!"
(doesn't make it)
Bait & switch: Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements, which may include photos, written or verbal descriptions, do not match the woman who shows up, or she has been grossly misrepresented.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.