Squeed's definitions

I kick so much ass

Truth in its purest form.

I kick so much ass. You know it to be true.

by Squeed March 10, 2005

goth

On urbandictionary.com, a word with a lot of really, reeeeeeeeealy long definitions.

I'm sure more people would understand the term goth if the definitions weren't as long a friggin' book.

by Squeed September 21, 2005

Eternity

Having no beginning and no end.

Depends... usually looks like an o or a sideways 8

by Squeed March 31, 2005

tea

Dried leaves in hot water.

Tea. Not the most mouth-watering combination, but works quite well.

by Squeed July 18, 2008

xanga

Actually a pretty decent way to spend an afternoon if you do a search for "goth", "depressed", or "emo."

Them:"i hurt inside. i cut myself again today."
You: *Pbthhhh* WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by Squeed February 14, 2005

spiderman

This guy who does whatever a spider can.

Spins a web... any size... catches thieves... just like flies...

by Squeed March 7, 2005

metrosexual

A gay man so deep in the closet, he finds Christmas presents.

"Is he gay?"
"No, he's a metrosexual."
"Tomahto, tomato."

by Squeed September 21, 2005