Squeed's definitions

axing

The act of walking up to a door late at night, slamming an axe into it with all your strength, and leaving it there.

"I'm going axing tonight."

by Squeed July 2, 2006

chuck norris

Chuck Norris is the mightiest man alive. He will kill your family and eat your soul. His roundhouse kicks have been known to destroy worlds. All your base are belong to him.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

by Squeed December 28, 2005

Hell

Smack-dab in the middle of Alabama.

Some people will tell you that Hell is "where every evil soul goes after the body dies. It is located in the middle of the Earth and populated by little red guys who poke you with sharp sticks. It is ruled over by Satan, Prince of Darkness, and is the homeplace of the worst torturers in existence." These people are lying. There is nowhere worse than Alabama.

by Squeed September 21, 2005

goth

On urbandictionary.com, a word with a lot of really, reeeeeeeeealy long definitions.

I'm sure more people would understand the term goth if the definitions weren't as long a friggin' book.

by Squeed September 21, 2005

metrosexual

A gay man so deep in the closet, he finds Christmas presents.

"Is he gay?"
"No, he's a metrosexual."
"Tomahto, tomato."

by Squeed September 21, 2005

tea

Dried leaves in hot water.

Tea. Not the most mouth-watering combination, but works quite well.

by Squeed July 18, 2008

spiderman

This guy who does whatever a spider can.

Spins a web... any size... catches thieves... just like flies...

by Squeed March 7, 2005