cum awnings 

Long, fake eyelashes that would protect ones eyes from semen, the same way an awning would protect a patio from rain and other debris.

I busted my nut all over her face but her cum awnings protected her eyeballs.

cum awnings by Longjondikweed February 26, 2019

Awning

Where a person's stomach has become so fat, and their stomach skin so loose, that their stomach hangs down so as to cover their genitals. This can happen to both men and women.

My buddy's awning is so huge that he can walk around naked in public and no one can see his penis.

Awning by Mr. Awning May 13, 2008

Fat Awning 

When your back fat oozes over the back of your chair

You could set up camp under that guys fat awning!

Fat Awning by W. Steele January 4, 2018

Crotch Awning 

The large fatty overhang of the lower belly that protects, covers and shades the genital area.

Check out that crotch awning on that man! It's so big it hangs to his knees!

Crotch Awning by newyorkkk November 29, 2011

cunt awning 

A layer of flab hanging over the "cuntal" region.

Hey, check out that chicks cunt awning!
Eww! total muffin top!

cunt awning by Stew Pidaso December 3, 2007

mouth awning

An excessively long mustache, especially with great arc.

"When it rains, I seek shelter under my boyfriend's mouth awning."

mouth awning by AngieTheDrunk January 6, 2010

awning

( on-ING ) a structure that is fastened to the building and made of cloth canvas to protect houses from the sun or rain.

There's an awning on the house.

awning by JulianDB January 11, 2017