awailability 

determining the asian-ness in any word; how "asian" a word is; if something quickly becomes an option

"What's the 'awailability' for a June 18th move-in?"

awailability by subpop June 17, 2008

All Availability Rule 

Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.

Girl: "I love what you and Jane have together. I want that. I should say yes to Jim."
Guy: "No you shouldn't. He's a jerk. I hear he has done time and is $200k in debt."

Girl walks away dejected

Guy 2: "Why did you do that?"
Guy: "All Availability Rule. Never know when I may need her single"

All Availability Rule by bobandbill April 25, 2011

Availagility 

- The ability to be flexible in one’s schedule.

- Where one may cancel plans to do something more important or appealing.
- Ability to be strategic about the use of one’s time.

It’s a beautiful day. Do you have any availagility to take a walk in the park?

I am not asking your your availability, I am asking for your availagility.

Availagility by la volpe carina December 18, 2021

Awakability 

The ability to be awake at a given time.

"You should go to bed now!"

"Don't worry, if I don't go to bed now, it won't affect my awakability for the morning."

Awakability by Jessie01234567 May 8, 2010

Agilability 

The heroic abilites that are called upon in drunken situations

Ruben had the agilability to hop that fence to evade the 5-0

Agilability by Weasle June 9, 2005

availability heuristic 

A type of heuristic (mental shortcut, as opposed to algorithm) that involves using the most mentally immediate information.

Alternatively, a shortcut in mate selection in which one chooses whoever happens to be available.

I fell prey to my availability heuristic in deciding which restaurant to go to. Subway again, I guess.

availability heuristic by Ebrbfureh September 4, 2016

Aflailability 

When you're so fucked off that you can't find something that's in your reach or hand actually.

Check your aflailability scale to see if you can come off of the porch today!

Aflailability by CrazySpideyMarcus January 9, 2022