avocado's number 

the amount of time it takes (in microseconds) for an avocado to adequately ripen for consumption

this avocado has an avocado's number of 6.02x10^23.

avocado's number by theprehnmantis October 28, 2010

Avocado's Number 

6.12x10^32, equivalent to Nikocado Avocado's mass in yottagrams (as of 2022)

Not to be confused with Avogadro's Number

1: have you heard of Avocado's Number?
2: I learnt it in chemistry class

Avocado's Number by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 30, 2022

Avocado's Number 

Avocado's number is the number of avocados in guacamole.

Person 1: How many avocados do I need to make guacamole?
Person 2: Avocado's number, 6.022E23 avocados/guacamole

Avocado's Number by Chemmi838 January 24, 2013

Avocado's number 

Avocado's number, 1.66×10⁻²⁴ = 1/Avogadro's number, is the number of moles in a guacamole. A guacamole is Avocado's number of moles, which just happens to be one molecule. While we're at it, a guacameter is 1.66×10⁻²⁴ meters, just as a yoctometer is 10⁻²⁴ meters.

We study single molecules. We used to have to say we study 1.66 yoctomoles of molecules, but ever since ISO added the prefix guaca, equal to Avocado's number, we study one guacamole of molecules.

Avocado's number by Dr. Ripe Avocado, PhD. November 23, 2022