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shoethed

Present tense of declaring a person is wearing shoes.

Since you are shoethed, will you go outside and take out the trash?

by Smoot007 January 21, 2012

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autoscratch

When your butthole itches, and you fart so hard it automatically scratches it.

My butthole itches.

Try to fart and autoscratch it.

by Smoot007 September 27, 2020

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