Smoot007's definitions

autoscratch

When your butthole itches, and you fart so hard it automatically scratches it.

My butthole itches.

Try to fart and autoscratch it.

by Smoot007 September 27, 2020

shoethed

Present tense of declaring a person is wearing shoes.

Since you are shoethed, will you go outside and take out the trash?

by Smoot007 January 21, 2012