Definitions by Smoot007

autoscratch 

When your butthole itches, and you fart so hard it automatically scratches it.

My butthole itches.

Try to fart and autoscratch it.

autoscratch by Smoot007 September 27, 2020

shoethed 

Present tense of declaring a person is wearing shoes.

Since you are shoethed, will you go outside and take out the trash?

shoethed by Smoot007 January 21, 2012