autonekophilia

A condition where one is aroused by the thought of turning into a catgirl/catboy (growing cat ears and/or a tail). This usually develops after years of watching anime or spending time in your parents' basement.

Person 1: I want to grow cat ears real bad~ it turns me on~~
Person 2: You have autonekophilia.

autonekophilia by ArkhosV August 14, 2024

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autonophilia

A Sexual attraction to Androids or Robots.

Roger Smith of Big O begins to develop autonophilia over the course of the series.

autonophilia by T. Crosser August 26, 2006

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Autonepiophilia

A suuuper weird sexual fetish that involves pretending to regress to an infant-like state and copulating with someone whilst acting like an infant.

Person 1: Dude, i think i might have caught some Autonepiophilia.

Person 2: I can't be associated with you any more.

Person 1: Understandable, have a nice day.

Autonepiophilia by Pleasemakethevoicesstop September 11, 2018

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Autonecrophilia

wanting to have sex with your own dead body.

Vegina said he wanted to have sex with his own dead body, I think he has autonecrophilia!

Autonecrophilia by YourLocalGreekPhilosopher March 30, 2024

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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