autochorisexual

Can be aroused by porn or masterbation but does not look for sexual relations with a partner

Stacy is autochorisexual so she can masterbate to porn but don't whisper in her ear, she may cry.

autochorisexual by WorldsOfCats December 29, 2014

Autochrissexual 

(also known as autoasexual) to be aroused by content that would normally arouse you and even enjoy masturbation, but having no desire to have sex with another person.

I consider myself to be autochrissexual.

Autochrissexual by pegasuspowers June 13, 2015

Autochroisexual 

Autochroisexual is when you can have no desire to have sex with others or participate in sexual acts, and still have your body react in a sexual way. Think of it as watching and enjoying porn, but not feeling a desire to participate. It's on the asexual spectrum.

"They can watch porn and feel a stimulation in their nether regions, but they do not want to have sex with other people. Therefore, they identify as Autochroisexual."

Autochroisexual by Jabba the Trump September 19, 2016

Autochorissexual 

See aegosexual.

the term aegosexual seems to be used more widely now than Autochorissexual, there's even a subreddit for them r/aegosexuals - reddit user Clare7038

Autochorissexual by Your_realname March 25, 2024

Authorisexual 

having an obsession with an authoritarian that is so strong sexual preference becomes irrelevant and one feels an undying need to have sexual intercourse with said authoritarian

That maga cultist loves Trump so much he has become an authorisexual

Authorisexual by DanClarkComedy April 8, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022