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The female version of pitching a tent.

Nudity is only an art form if you don’t auto-lube when you see it.

auto-lube by Smol Wunder February 2, 2020

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auto-lube

A miracle of nature that occurs when you have to take a shit so bad that your ass begins to spontaneously lube itself in preparation for said shit.

I gotta shit so bad I just auto-lubed!

auto-lube by ad fan September 15, 2008

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quick.auto.lube

When a guy gets a username from a friend on discord, basically two idiots at work

"quick.auto.lube. is a good username" "ok"

quick.auto.lube by quick.autk.lube August 24, 2021

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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