auto-lube

The female version of pitching a tent.

Nudity is only an art form if you don’t auto-lube when you see it.

by Smol Wunder February 02, 2020

auto-lube

A miracle of nature that occurs when you have to take a shit so bad that your ass begins to spontaneously lube itself in preparation for said shit.

I gotta shit so bad I just auto-lubed!

by ad fan September 15, 2008