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AutoDeistic Satanism
A branch of Satanism that is a philosophy, rather than a religion; based upon living by a code of honor and embracing the glorification of the human ego. In this way, it shares similarities with LaVeyan Satanism, but AutoDeistic Satanists shun all things magical and spiritual, and instead believe in science and evolution.
Satan is regarded as an important symbol for hope and unity, and any and all ritualistic practices are looked down upon.
Satan is regarded as an important symbol for hope and unity, and any and all ritualistic practices are looked down upon.
I was reading up on AutoDeistic Satanism today. It's kind of similar to the Church of Satan, but it's about science, not the occult.
AutoDeistic Satanism by Eppek Blade March 10, 2011
The Altadena Thing
1. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know walking on the sidewalk, and start talking to them, stopping traffic one way.
2. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know driving next to them in the same direction, and start talking to them, stopping traffic one way.
3. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know driving a different way than them, and start talking to them, stopping traffic both ways.
2. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know driving next to them in the same direction, and start talking to them, stopping traffic one way.
3. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know driving a different way than them, and start talking to them, stopping traffic both ways.
1. A car stops and sees someone they know going in the opposite direction: "WAZZUP HOMIE?!"
Bypasser: "Stop doing The Altadena Thing!"
Bypasser: "Stop doing The Altadena Thing!"
The Altadena Thing by Mackieinlove March 26, 2010
autodefenestration
The act of throwing oneself out a window.
From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window.
From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window.
autodefenestration by AbnormalBoy August 29, 2004
autodefenestrate
After a frustrating morning at the office, Thomas resorted to defenestration to relieve his stress...
Earlier that day "Ah, donkey sh*t, Internet Explorer's crashed again. Damn that autodefenestrating program."
Earlier that day "Ah, donkey sh*t, Internet Explorer's crashed again. Damn that autodefenestrating program."
autodefenestrate by Yossarian February 20, 2004
Anti-Autodestruction
When blind, mindless devotion is so strong that even the most blatantly egregious, offensive and INTENTIONALLY self-destructive behavior cannot diminish support for a political candidate.
Holy shit, I've had affairs with porn stars and paid 'em off to keep 'em quiet, insulted war heroes and veterans, openly supported white supremacists and fucked-up conspiracy theories, suggested people ingest cleaning agents and take unproven medications as a treatment for a pandemic, that I knew was horrific but repeatedly downplayed, basically fucked up the entire economy and lost of thousands of lives because I supposedly know more than the medical experts...what will it take for them to get a clue that I don't want to be President?
Well, sir. It would seem that you've created a diehard cult of Anti-Autodestruction. Perhaps if you start a war...
Well, sir. It would seem that you've created a diehard cult of Anti-Autodestruction. Perhaps if you start a war...
Anti-Autodestruction by YAWA September 12, 2020
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.