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autochronocoitus
The act of travelling through time and copulating with oneself; Intercourse with a chronologically distinct iteration of oneself.
Doc longed for a simpler time, when people didn't lock their front doors. It's much easier to sneak in and molest children when the doors aren't locked. After inventing the time machine, he travelled back in time and molested many children. Some believe Doc unwittingly commited autochronocoitus, which lead to his pedophilia.
autochronocoitus by rectaculus March 5, 2009
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Autochrissexual
(also known as autoasexual) to be aroused by content that would normally arouse you and even enjoy masturbation, but having no desire to have sex with another person.
Autochrissexual by pegasuspowers June 13, 2015
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Angela Arrochista by Rhyzzen July 5, 2023
autochronophilia
psychological disorder in which a time traveling person experiences a sexual preference for oneself in the time frame different than the time he or she used time machine.
Dude1: Dude2, I just found out that I'm Autochronophiliac!
Dude2: WTF?
Dude1: Last night I used time machine to travel 20 years in past. I went to my place at the college campus and things started rolling unexpectedly...
Actually, I lost virginity with myself.
Dude2: how was it?
Dude1: Enlightening! Now I know who was that guy in my shower 20 years ago!
Dude2: WTF?
Dude1: Last night I used time machine to travel 20 years in past. I went to my place at the college campus and things started rolling unexpectedly...
Actually, I lost virginity with myself.
Dude2: how was it?
Dude1: Enlightening! Now I know who was that guy in my shower 20 years ago!
autochronophilia by 5thfloor October 27, 2009
autochondriac
one who is always afraid something is wrong with his/her car. They will ask any passenger, "do you smell that, is that my car?" "What's that noise? Is something wrong?"
Jen is such an autochondriac she has her mechanic on speed dial and makes him 'listen' to the sounds her car is 'making.'
autochondriac by BountifulBeauty July 9, 2009
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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