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autohilaripost 

To crack yourself up with your own post on social networking site (Twitter, Facebook, etc.)
My latest autohilaripost had my co-workers questioning my sanity.

autoskillz.net 

A dedicated site to develop high quality game hacks on android. Most famous in Critical Ops.
Also they are the first cheat provider who cracked il2cpp games.
An Autoskillz.net Critical Ops mod menu video on youtube.
n00b: "omg link plz"
ProPlayer: "autoskillz.net 14 usd paid"
autoskillz.net by XxRuitxX June 17, 2018

autocalligraphile 

Someone who loves or is obsessed with their own handwriting

Created by the amazing Philip Natt
Mr Natt is such an autocalligraphile

autophilia 

Self-love, especially sexual attraction to the self. Vanity or narcissism.
I'm so hot I would literally f myself, wait what is that called?
its called autophilia
autophilia by xoxonarcissist November 14, 2020

AutoFill 

When you meet a boy and you automatically start having sex (starts filling you with him nasty little juices).
I got autofilled by some random little fuck last night. Gotta to go get a plan b so that fill ain’t permanent.
AutoFill by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

autophile 

Technically speaking it's not a man who has sex with cars. As I'm one such I know my subject. An autophile is in love with him or herself sexually. So I'm stuffed for a good word to use (apart from the often heard, insane, crazy, etc). The only alternative I've heard is automobiliphilia. Quite a mouthful, more than the gearknob of a Jaguar XJ8 so probably won't be popular. There probably should be two words. One for a person who loves his car on every level and has it as a substitute totally for a human partner and one for a man who simply fucks it.
Since I'm simply adding a correction to a word, not sure what a relevent example would be. Apart from mentioning that I myself am an avid automobilophile, not autophile (not the only thing in my life mind!).
autophile by karnautrahl October 30, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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