afrochondriac

noun:
a caucasian person who is abnormally anxious around African Americans.

Even though he had worked with her for ten years, Tim's heart rate accelerated and his palms became sweaty every time he was around his African American co-worker. He was a total afrochondriac.

by Sam Wise October 25, 2007

autochondriac

one who is always afraid something is wrong with his/her car. They will ask any passenger, "do you smell that, is that my car?" "What's that noise? Is something wrong?"

Jen is such an autochondriac she has her mechanic on speed dial and makes him 'listen' to the sounds her car is 'making.'

by BountifulBeauty July 9, 2009

Autochondriac

A person who always thinks or "know" there is something wrong with their automobile i.e. truck, car or suv.

That is a normal vehicle sound, stop being such an autochondriac

by Handslee August 21, 2025