A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.
M: Do you wannahook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*
Noun: A person marked by apasexuality (a lack of significant interest in sex, not necessarily to the point of asexuality).
Adjective: Being apathetic regarding sex, usually lacking sufficient interest to bother categorizing one's self when in doubt of one's precise orientation.
"I don't know exactly where I am on the heterosexual-homosexual scale; I'm just too apasexual to care much."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."