autodouche

A "musician" who believes auto-tune is a form of singing and makes constant use of it.

Person 1: Did you see him perform on the Grammy's last night? He was awesome.

Person 2: Awesome? That wasn't a freaking performance. He's just a talentless autodouche.

by Hanatori May 31, 2010

Astrodouche

A douche bag who's "douche baggery" is out of this world.

Meredith Vieira claiming Michael J. Fox ran across Canada, gravely mistaking him for Terry Fox. What an astrodouche!

by Diaz Nutz February 18, 2010

autodouchebag

a guy who purchases sports car in attempt to raise his status in society, especially in hopes of improving his own sexual appeal. Optional abbreviated version: autodouche.

A sure sign of autodouchebags is when you see their cars parked too close to the neighboring empty space in order to deter other people from parking there, so that there will be less risk of their own car being scratched or damaged by the "inferior" drivers.

by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014

Autodocumentism

Autodocumentism (in Dutch: Autodocumentisme) is a religious belief worshipping two Gods (duotheism) founded in the Netherlands by the people of Flabber. The two Gods are Jeremy Clarkson, for determining what is good and beautiful, and David Attenborough, all-knowing about our surroundings and nature.

I saw the face of Jeremy Clarkson in the bird droppings on the windshield of my V8 Vantage when I suddenly heard David Attenborough's voice saying: Autodocumentism!

by Kees Rampage February 14, 2008

auradouche

The cleansing of ones personal toxic aura.

“After all of the bad things that have happened to me , I need an auradouche.”

by RC Myles February 22, 2018

Astrodouche

There's a grading level starting with douche bag, then asshat, and finally astrodouche. An astrodouche is unquatifiably and immeasurably such and douche the individual breaks the bell curve on psychopathy by his/ her obsessive behaviors to destroy your life to no rational end.

My exhusband mike won't let me live my life to the degree that I can't get him to stop hacking into all my accounts, he's a psychopath astrodouche.

by kalico_kat August 23, 2021

Acrodouche

Noun: Someone who likes to use random acronyms and then talk shit when you don't know the meaning of it.

Verb: Acrodouch-ing: conducting oneself in an acrodouchial manner.

Hi I'm Sh**na * am an Acrodouche because I like to pretend I'm awesome by using acronyms like "FTW" and then using urban dictionary as my source for why you're stupid for not knowing what FTW is.

Hi I'm Lindsey H*rgert and I like to talk shit and say someone needs to "work on your acronyms" Typical acrodouche....

by RizzlBizzl August 7, 2017