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aunties aunty 

When your aunty is smashing back your other aunties because she is not blood related.
Sister (1). That's my brother's wife. I caught her cutting carpet with our sister's (3) husband's sister.

Sister (2). Really!! Well, I hope she comes to clean my carpet.

Eh, geez girl. That's our nephew's aunty.

The Aunties Aunty.
aunties aunty by TdubyakV August 31, 2021
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wechat aunties 

bunch of middle aged women that mass send out articles and long ass messages to every friend and relative they can possibly find about the latest cancer-inducing food, wide-spreading pandemic, or warning them that if their kid uses snapchat, they might secretly be a drug dealer, over the apps like wechat or whatsapp.
Sibling: Yo, mom just told me to throw out my switch cause some wechat aunty send her an article about the switch causing cancer!
Me: Wechat aunties are ruining our lives.
wechat aunties by chiruri March 7, 2020

Hide ya aunties 

national “hide ya aunties” day is a day where Ricardo steals all you’re aunties and takes them on a date
Damn, did Ricardo steal you’re auntie too? Damn he wasn’t lying about hide ya aunties
Hide ya aunties by global.richo October 15, 2019
"Tryig to pull the aunties"

"Making a good impression on the aunties"

"got some good looking aunites around here"
Aunties by BlahBlahLady October 27, 2012

aunties stay lurking 

When da aunties stay all dakine like dat kine crazy brah. Fakas is mental how dey go around lurking like dat. Dey going kill you brah.
“Ho brah aunties stay lurking at dis hour. Bettah watch yo self.” — King Kamehameha (1969)
aunties stay lurking by Rock Widdow December 7, 2019
Big aunties who chug twisted teas with there stomach hanging out chillin on the Rez hoein around
Ehh cuzhin, your that auntie from last night was wild tuguy

Sippin teas w the aunties cha
Aunties by Bannock bum November 10, 2020

Pulling aunties 

A term used by Punjabi Pakistani Americans to attract Pakistani American girls in a college setting, by any means necessary. Student centers are the preferred setting. The ideal number is at most two males, where one may wear a red bandanna, but it is not necessary.
We'll see you guys later , me and Juni are pulling aunties in the student center.
Pulling aunties by Don't get it October 9, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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