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wechat aunties 

bunch of middle aged women that mass send out articles and long ass messages to every friend and relative they can possibly find about the latest cancer-inducing food, wide-spreading pandemic, or warning them that if their kid uses snapchat, they might secretly be a drug dealer, over the apps like wechat or whatsapp.
Sibling: Yo, mom just told me to throw out my switch cause some wechat aunty send her an article about the switch causing cancer!
Me: Wechat aunties are ruining our lives.
wechat aunties by chiruri March 7, 2020

Hide ya aunties 

national “hide ya aunties” day is a day where Ricardo steals all you’re aunties and takes them on a date
Damn, did Ricardo steal you’re auntie too? Damn he wasn’t lying about hide ya aunties
Hide ya aunties by global.richo October 15, 2019
"Tryig to pull the aunties"

"Making a good impression on the aunties"

"got some good looking aunites around here"
Aunties by BlahBlahLady October 27, 2012

aunties stay lurking 

When da aunties stay all dakine like dat kine crazy brah. Fakas is mental how dey go around lurking like dat. Dey going kill you brah.
“Ho brah aunties stay lurking at dis hour. Bettah watch yo self.” — King Kamehameha (1969)
Big aunties who chug twisted teas with there stomach hanging out chillin on the Rez hoein around
Ehh cuzhin, your that auntie from last night was wild tuguy

Sippin teas w the aunties cha
Aunties by Bannock bum November 10, 2020

Pulling aunties 

A term used by Punjabi Pakistani Americans to attract Pakistani American girls in a college setting, by any means necessary. Student centers are the preferred setting. The ideal number is at most two males, where one may wear a red bandanna, but it is not necessary.
We'll see you guys later , me and Juni are pulling aunties in the student center.
Pulling aunties by Don't get it October 9, 2016