attempted murder

When your girlfriend breaks up with you so she can fuck other guys, but fails miserably and gets back with you. same concept as having a shitty life, attempting murder, then living in prison.

"Bro, I told you she is just gonna attempted murder you"
"But her eyes are so pretty"
"SHE'S FAT NOW BRO, MOVE ON."

attempted murder by Joint Roller 04’ July 10, 2018

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Attempted murder

Accessory after fact to murder

240 Every one who is an accessory after the fact to murder is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life.

Is highway 146 and 86 in 2008...white windstar two cops one died one injured. Is 1523 attempted murders after running a cop off the road before buying 17 kilograms of meth a crime?

Attempted murder by Cody5050 May 21, 2023

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attempted attempted murder

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does

You are guilty of attempted attempted murder

attempted attempted murder by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022

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attempted-murderfuck

When you attempt and fail at the act of murderfucking. Also, a vengeful hatefuck, possibly placing the victim in a near death type of situation.

Ronald - Lorrie cheated on me, so I tried to fuck her to death. But in the end all I could manage to give her was the attempted-murderfuck.
Bruce - I bet you feel like a failure.

Ronald - Absolutely Bruce.

attempted-murderfuck by murderfucker October 26, 2009

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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