attempted attempted murder
attempted attempted murder by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022
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attempted murder
When your girlfriend breaks up with you so she can fuck other guys, but fails miserably and gets back with you. same concept as having a shitty life, attempting murder, then living in prison.
"Bro, I told you she is just gonna attempted murder you"
"But her eyes are so pretty"
"SHE'S FAT NOW BRO, MOVE ON."
"But her eyes are so pretty"
"SHE'S FAT NOW BRO, MOVE ON."
attempted murder by Joint Roller 04’ July 10, 2018
Attempted murder
Accessory after fact to murder
240 Every one who is an accessory after the fact to murder is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life.
240 Every one who is an accessory after the fact to murder is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life.
Is highway 146 and 86 in 2008...white windstar two cops one died one injured. Is 1523 attempted murders after running a cop off the road before buying 17 kilograms of meth a crime?
Attempted murder by Cody5050 May 21, 2023
attempted-murderfuck
When you attempt and fail at the act of murderfucking. Also, a vengeful hatefuck, possibly placing the victim in a near death type of situation.
Ronald - Lorrie cheated on me, so I tried to fuck her to death. But in the end all I could manage to give her was the attempted-murderfuck.
Bruce - I bet you feel like a failure.
Ronald - Absolutely Bruce.
Bruce - I bet you feel like a failure.
Ronald - Absolutely Bruce.
attempted-murderfuck by murderfucker October 26, 2009
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)