attempted attempted murder 

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does

You are guilty of attempted attempted murder

attempted attempted murder by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022

attempted murder 

When your girlfriend breaks up with you so she can fuck other guys, but fails miserably and gets back with you. same concept as having a shitty life, attempting murder, then living in prison.

"Bro, I told you she is just gonna attempted murder you"
"But her eyes are so pretty"
"SHE'S FAT NOW BRO, MOVE ON."

attempted murder by Joint Roller 04’ July 10, 2018

Attempted murder 

Accessory after fact to murder

240 Every one who is an accessory after the fact to murder is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life.

Is highway 146 and 86 in 2008...white windstar two cops one died one injured. Is 1523 attempted murders after running a cop off the road before buying 17 kilograms of meth a crime?

Attempted murder by Cody5050 May 21, 2023

attempted-murderfuck 

When you attempt and fail at the act of murderfucking. Also, a vengeful hatefuck, possibly placing the victim in a near death type of situation.

Ronald - Lorrie cheated on me, so I tried to fuck her to death. But in the end all I could manage to give her was the attempted-murderfuck.
Bruce - I bet you feel like a failure.

Ronald - Absolutely Bruce.

attempted-murderfuck by murderfucker October 26, 2009

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020