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Athletes foot 

What you get when you decide to play footsies with a drain in a public bathroom or school shower. It will also make it look like your foot has AIDS
What your conversation will look like when you play footsies with a drain
Tyler: "Dude what's wrong?
Eric: " I played footsies with a drain in a public bathroom. Now my foot looks like it has AIDS"
Tyler: "Don't feel bad I did the same exact thing (pulls up pants and takes off sock) see"
Athletes foot is what you get when playing footsies with a drain in a public bathroom or school shower
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Athletes Foot Dick 

The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.
Dude I fucked a chick with Athletes foot and contracted the ADF (Athletes Foot Dick)
Athletes Foot Dick by krafty89 January 23, 2011
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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