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ship name for asmaa and zeeshan
i love aszee
aszee by anonymous April 5, 2021
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Big Shaq's brotha. Needs him to help his mom with the shopping
Hold tight asznee
Asznee by Tigyayyy November 30, 2017
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Asznee,Big Shaqs brotha.Not brother.Brotha.
Needs big shaqs help with moms shopping
Has a pumpee with him at all times
Hold tight asznee
Asznee by AutisticChild666 June 2, 2018
A person who is bright and always tries to make people smile. One can be agressive at times, but never means for the other to take it to heart. A little weird, bold and straightforward, but they usually have your best intrest in mind.
What are they like?

An azeeza
Azeeza by KaguraLin January 20, 2019

Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.
Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.
Brudda o’ Big Shaq. Possesses a pumpee.
Hold tight Asznee - my brudda - he’s gotta pumpee.
Asznee by Gilly Soose January 26, 2018
An aseel is a female angel that has fallen to earth and took the form of a very beautiful woman. The word “aseel” is also used to describe a woman who is perfect in every way, from her head to her toe and to her soul. An aseel is loved by many and hated by only a few and has no room in her heart for hatred, and when she loves someone she truly does with all her heart. Having in aseel in your life is like winning the lottery, its pretty hard to find but when you find it its worth scratching all those tickets.
OMG look at that woman, she is an aseel, i cant take my eyes off her !
Aseel by GotTheHots4Sooli April 18, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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