Asdeep 

A unique name for a very unique person. Asdeep is a chick magnet. Asdeep is also a very shy guy at first but when you get know him he is the most person to hang around with. Asdeep is also the short form for Ass deep.

First person : who is Asdeep?
Second person : that guy over there with the most beautiful girl/guy.

Asdeep by Daddy69daddy November 23, 2021

Asdeep 

Beautiful, peaceful, compassionate, passionate, ready to smile even when sad inside. The sweetest most amazing human on earth, give all the love and affection Sometimes fun to hang around and talk to

She’s Asdeep. She seems so calm

Asdeep by Lizaa November 23, 2021

Asdeep 

Beautiful, peaceful, compassionate, passionate, ready to smile even when sad inside. The sweetest most amazing human on earth, give all the love and affection Sometimes fun to hang around and talk to

She’s Asdeep. She seems so calm

Asdeep by Lizaa November 23, 2021

Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.

Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

Fell Asleep in the Shower by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015

asleep style 

A sex position, but also a sex CONCEPT. The idea is that you ask the lady until you're good and sleeping and then to get it on with you real careful like.

'I had Tina try asleep style on me.'

'did it work?'

'Who knows man. who knows.'

asleep style by neilmobile February 12, 2006

failing asleep 

This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.

Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"

failing asleep by channel_panel June 16, 2018

asleepsies 

being asleep. but fuckin awesomer!

my peepsies are asleepsies!

asleepsies by Holly & Teannah November 14, 2004