astro.tuts 

astro.tuts is a person who simps for a fucking dog from animal crossing
And simps for there friends on discord for short they need help <3

Random person:hey astro.tuts who do u simp for?
astro.tuts:haha well...

astro.tuts by Idkbutburntriceisthebest August 5, 2021

astronuts 

the act of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a person who is mentally deranged; not sane; not of sound mind.
A person that either temporarily or completely turns to utterly senseless behavior, such as an adult dressing in diapers and driving non-stop more than 900 miles to attack a lover's companion who was a victim of an imaginary love triangle.

Wow Scotty, when that lady talking on her cell phone and swerving all over the road cut Kenny off, he went absolutely astronuts! He followed her to the next town(disregarding the fact that he had to be at work), jumped out of his car, slammed his door and went off on a raging rant on her.

astronuts by Chris-T March 9, 2007

AstroNuts 

SIMP men that girls keep in orbit around them when/if their main man bails or she breaks up

Yeah we broke up but I called down of my AstroNuts Jay until we get back or I find me another main, this time with bank

AstroNuts by RickyBigDick August 10, 2020