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A typo for 'ass', usually used for threating one over "going farther than giving her a hug for me"
Taylor: Hey dude i'm really happy your going down to see my girlfriend, could you give her a hug for me? Anything else you do i'll kick your asth.

Trevor: lulz u sayed asth
asth by Trevor.G May 11, 2008
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Dick-Induced Asthma 

When a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of fellatio.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to suck my dick?
Guy 2: I'd love to but I have dick-induced asthma.
Dick-Induced Asthma by Robsworld6 January 17, 2013
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Reggie Lewis Asthma

a disease consisting of coughing fits one develops after running a race in the wonderfully crowded, stuffed, and smelly reggie lewis center.
call 911 i just finished the 600 and i can't breathe, must be the "Reggie Lewis Asthma"
Reggie Lewis Asthma by track123 January 14, 2009
Astha will be your extrovert friend who'll be the most bubblish in the group. She'll speak to everyone and all would love her presence. Astha has a cheerful personality but deep down she is very ambitious. She works hard for her goals, loves her family and is an ideal mix of family and friends.

Girls named astha are also very dominating and have high self respect but they're really caring and loving if they feel for you.

You're lucky to have her in your life.
Astha is my best friend as she has all the good quality a human should posess.
Astha by God's plan June 15, 2019
A person you'll fall for very easily.
She's the only thing worth smiling for.
You will never get tired while talking with her which is why it hurts when she disappears sometimes.
Beautiful isn't a powerful enough word to describe her.
I think I'm falling for astha.
Astha by Thulo hatti November 12, 2021

Your City Gave Me Asthma 

Me: Oh yeah I like Your City Gave Me Asthma

My friend: Are you ok?
Living hell
I have bad asthma
Sometimes you cough so bad your chest starts to hurt
Asthma by Kissmyassmonkeyfucker September 19, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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