assy bastard

A bastard who is acting assy.
May or may not be homosexual.

"God man why are you being such a little assy bastard today?"

assy bastard by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005

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Assbastard

An arrogant prick lacking a father figure in his life.

Jim Hedican is such an assbastard

Assbastard by Tyx2 November 20, 2007

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Assbastard

Child conceived by an unmarried woman having unplanned anal sex.

Farouk is a total assbastard.

Assbastard by Blkprep May 1, 2018

assbastard

Synonym to "jackass", a person who has performed, or is performing an action you find disturbing in some way, or of which you are jealous.

"Hey man I just won the lotto!"
"assbastard!"
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"Sorry I just knocked over your Pepsi"
"assbastard!"

assbastard by Herb Eaversleuse May 16, 2003

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AssBastard

A bitch who doesnt give a fucking damn and was raised by sluts

James is such an AssBastard

AssBastard by assbastardfromanalsexareuhappy November 22, 2017

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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