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A bastard who is acting assy.
May or may not be homosexual.

"God man why are you being such a little assy bastard today?"

assy bastard by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005

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Assbastard

An arrogant prick lacking a father figure in his life.

Jim Hedican is such an assbastard

Assbastard by Tyx2 November 20, 2007

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Assbastard

Child conceived by an unmarried woman having unplanned anal sex.

Farouk is a total assbastard.

Assbastard by Blkprep May 1, 2018

assbastard

Synonym to "jackass", a person who has performed, or is performing an action you find disturbing in some way, or of which you are jealous.

"Hey man I just won the lotto!"
"assbastard!"
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"Sorry I just knocked over your Pepsi"
"assbastard!"

assbastard by Herb Eaversleuse May 16, 2003

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AssBastard

A bitch who doesnt give a fucking damn and was raised by sluts

James is such an AssBastard

AssBastard by assbastardfromanalsexareuhappy November 22, 2017

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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