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just another one of those management firms who like to fire people all the time
Fuck assuras
assuras by Big Big Yo Mama April 17, 2022
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assurance 

Insurance for your ass.
Buy assurance to provide insurance to cover your ass.
assurance by Tirol Ski November 19, 2007

Self-assurance 

confidence in yourself and your abilities
But for girls who lack that armor of self-assurance, the insecurity I felt after reading Seventeen must have been even more unbearable.
Self-assurance by Weeheh October 14, 2014
When you have an itch in your ass.
"Oh i got a bad assrash today"
assrash by Bubba Smith jr September 18, 2006

Assgrass 

Marijuana that has been wrapped in a condom and shat it out after it has passed through security.
Guys, I accidentally flushed the assgrass down the toilet.
Assgrass by Juji Neon June 29, 2020

assgrass 

The growth of fuzz, hair, or fur on the lower back entering to the domain of one's buttocks; usually pertaining to the male race, but also including rather masculine females
American Man: Why, what is that lawn of hair on your lower back that?
European Woman: I think they're calling it assgrass.

Assurself 

Much like an assumption but instead of making an ass out of you and me, the person simply makes an ass out of themselves.
Guy1: Do you like fishdicks in your mouth?
Guy2: Nah fishsticks are gross
Guy1: AHAHAHA what are you a gay fish?
Guy2: What are you talking about
Guy1: Wait did you say no? ....shit
Guy3: dude way to assurself
Assurself by three6 May 25, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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