assuras 

just another one of those management firms who like to fire people all the time

Fuck assuras

assuras by Big Big Yo Mama April 17, 2022

assurance 

Insurance for your ass.

Buy assurance to provide insurance to cover your ass.

assurance by Tirol Ski November 19, 2007

Self-assurance 

confidence in yourself and your abilities

But for girls who lack that armor of self-assurance, the insecurity I felt after reading Seventeen must have been even more unbearable.

Self-assurance by Weeheh October 14, 2014

assrash 

When you have an itch in your ass.

"Oh i got a bad assrash today"

assrash by Bubba Smith jr September 18, 2006

Assgrass 

Marijuana that has been wrapped in a condom and shat it out after it has passed through security.

Guys, I accidentally flushed the assgrass down the toilet.

Assgrass by Juji Neon June 29, 2020

assgrass 

The growth of fuzz, hair, or fur on the lower back entering to the domain of one's buttocks; usually pertaining to the male race, but also including rather masculine females

American Man: Why, what is that lawn of hair on your lower back that?
European Woman: I think they're calling it assgrass.

assgrass by jazzercise kills innocent newborns February 2, 2008

Assurself 

Much like an assumption but instead of making an ass out of you and me, the person simply makes an ass out of themselves.

Guy1: Do you like fishdicks in your mouth?
Guy2: Nah fishsticks are gross
Guy1: AHAHAHA what are you a gay fish?
Guy2: What are you talking about
Guy1: Wait did you say no? ....shit
Guy3: dude way to assurself

Assurself by three6 May 25, 2009