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1.) A comment or action that is given or recieved as an insult and assault

2.) An insult so brutal that it becomes an assault.
Are you assulting my intelligence?

That man was brutally assulted!
Assult by coedcarr May 15, 2009
Words you can keep
Alternative spelling of "assault," pronounced the same.

Past tense is "assulated," pronounced the same as "assaulted." There is no such word as "assulate."
Don't assult me, you asswipe! You assulated my friend, too!
assult by Mr Ken Shabby February 3, 2024

Assult Leanis 

If a Leanis is 11.5 inches long it is considered an Assult Leanis. The first time an Assult Leanis was used in combat. Was 1943 on December 69th. Note cutting your Assult Leanis will create an illegal Sawed off Leanis.
General: I'm sorry for your lose. Your son was killed with an Assult Leanis.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.
Assult Leanis by Get away dad! February 28, 2019

assult rifle 

A standard issue weapon in the battlefield first used in combat in 1944 in germany with mp44 shtenghaveihr
Assult rifles are very costly weapons on the legit market, and officially banned in the US territories unless with the use of official licencing
Could induce trigger happiness with prolonged use
Ak and the Ar as well as the AUG are the main parents of the modern assult rifle
assult rifle by Uncle_staliN January 14, 2006

Assult Pack 

A backpack used to assult, deface, or TP someones house, car or property.
Little Toast, Little Pants and Little Tit Face got the TP out of my Assult Pack and began to destroy the Pizza Monsters place of dwelling.
Assult Pack by LittlePeanut August 4, 2007

Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla 

A very dangerous gorilla, do not approach.......... also why did you search this up??
see that explosion - that would be the Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla we tested out against a tank :)

Sperm assult 

When a man suprises a unsuspecting woman with a cum shot.
Dude, I was at the airport and I blew a load on this fat chicks face then ran away!!! SPERM ASSULT!!!!!!
Sperm assult by capt a April 4, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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