Asstivity

The pulsating movements your dog’s anus makes when he or she is about to defecate.

Person A: Are you sure Max still needs to go?

Person B: Yes. He’s displaying a lot of “asstivity” back there. He’s going to poop any second now.

by Robert Sacamano November 19, 2020

asstivity

Any activity that can be performed while sitting on ones ass. ie - channel surfing, couch potatoing, video gaming.

That "Gilligan's Island" marathon was one serious asstivity.

by Michael T Adams March 06, 2008

asstivity

Any activity that can be performed while sitting on ones ass. ie - channel surfing, couch potatoing, video gaming.

That "Gilligan's Island" marathon was one serious asstivity.

by Michael T Adams March 06, 2008

asstivity

n (ass-tiv-it-y) - Any activity that can be performed while sitting on ones ass. ie - channel surfing, couch potatoing, video gaming.

That "Gilligan's Island" marathon was one serious asstivity!

by Michael T Adams March 07, 2008

Asstivism

Any form of 'activism' that you do while sitting on your ass. An attempt to feel like you're making a difference, but without making the effort to put clothes on and get off the couch.

Example: E-mailing a show's sponsors to demand that they stop advertising on that show.

I went to a town hall meeting and argued against a new policy; it was more meaningful than the asstivism that people on Facebook do.

by Maenadsattack September 22, 2015

asstivism

The act of being a complete cunt to:

1) make a political point
2) start a political movement

Anna: Eugh, that cunt is making memes about how we run our community again
Lily: He says he's doing this "asstivism" shit
Anna: Fuck him

by supermegaukprizegifts March 07, 2017