asspuppet 

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

asspuppet by David December 9, 2003

Asspuppet 

Some one who talks all kinds of shit thru their ass almost as if strings were attached to their turd cutter

Brian,the shit talking pickle puffer he is,was being a freaking asspuppet when he tried denying his true love for the shim

Asspuppet by Rob(pcm at the shore) January 18, 2003

Airpuppies 

When your airpods are new and fresh. Preferably under two weeks old.

When did you get your airpuppies? - I got them a week ago.

Airpuppies by Sarlo March 20, 2019