ASSNUS 

(N). A Holiday on June 25th where the event depends on the weather.

(Adj). A person is an Ass who knows nothing about how Uber works and decides to shit on the drivers face and flushes the toilet. somehow

A: Did you get me anything, today is ASSNUS
B: no, what is that
A: you ASSNUS

ASSNUS by goodisfed February 10, 2022

hungrius assius 

1. When a person's outerwear is wedged between the buttocks giving the impression that the buttocks themselves are attempting to eat the garment.

2. Extreme version of a wedgie.

3. Often the result of wearing ill fitting undergarments, a thong or going commando.

When I wore a thong, my shorts kept trying to crawl into my butt crack too. It looked like I had a severe case of hungrius assius.

hungrius assius by soo-zee August 2, 2011

asslusion 

An illusion of ass. When a girl's clothing makes it appear like she has a nice ass, but in reality there is nothing there.

also applicable to men

"Damn that girl got a fine booty!"
"Nah man, she flat. Them jeans just be givin her an asslusion."

asslusion by LewDaMan October 9, 2016

Assness

1. A word used to describe something extremely annoying or frustrating.

2. The quantity or quality of buttocks in a given situation or area.

1. If I had to describe this game's assness, I just have to say: It's very ass!

2. I was at a "gentlemen's club" yesterday, and the assness was extrordinary.

Assness by Mrcatanstuff. April 17, 2010

Assnut 

An all-purpose term used to refer to a person who is irritating or otherwise. It is more colorful than traditional names, and is generally less offensive, so it is often used teasingly.

Interchangeable with such terms as: dipshit, fuckwad, etc.

Teeny is such an assnut.

I'm not being an assnut. You're just inferior.

Assnut by DeifyKenJennings November 16, 2004

assmush 

The yellowy brown residue you get at the base of your penis after having anal sex

"After bummin his hairdresser Lee had to wash the assmush off his balls before returning home"

assmush by Travel Stacker January 12, 2008

bitch assness 

n. a disease thats sweeping the nation causing evny, jealousy, and unnecessary arguing; frequently used by diddy

we don't need no bitch assness up in here

bitch assness by Dylan Hansel March 23, 2008