ASSNUS

(N). A Holiday on June 25th where the event depends on the weather.

(Adj). A person is an Ass who knows nothing about how Uber works and decides to shit on the drivers face and flushes the toilet. somehow

A: Did you get me anything, today is ASSNUS
B: no, what is that
A: you ASSNUS

by goodisfed February 10, 2022

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hungrius assius

1. When a person's outerwear is wedged between the buttocks giving the impression that the buttocks themselves are attempting to eat the garment.

2. Extreme version of a wedgie.

3. Often the result of wearing ill fitting undergarments, a thong or going commando.

When I wore a thong, my shorts kept trying to crawl into my butt crack too. It looked like I had a severe case of hungrius assius.

by soo-zee August 2, 2011

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asslusion

An illusion of ass. When a girl's clothing makes it appear like she has a nice ass, but in reality there is nothing there.

also applicable to men

"Damn that girl got a fine booty!"
"Nah man, she flat. Them jeans just be givin her an asslusion."

by LewDaMan October 9, 2016

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Assness

1. A word used to describe something extremely annoying or frustrating.

2. The quantity or quality of buttocks in a given situation or area.

1. If I had to describe this game's assness, I just have to say: It's very ass!

2. I was at a "gentlemen's club" yesterday, and the assness was extrordinary.

by Mrcatanstuff. April 17, 2010

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Assnut

An all-purpose term used to refer to a person who is irritating or otherwise. It is more colorful than traditional names, and is generally less offensive, so it is often used teasingly.

Interchangeable with such terms as: dipshit, fuckwad, etc.

Teeny is such an assnut.

I'm not being an assnut. You're just inferior.

by DeifyKenJennings November 16, 2004

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