Assnut 

An all-purpose term used to refer to a person who is irritating or otherwise. It is more colorful than traditional names, and is generally less offensive, so it is often used teasingly.

Interchangeable with such terms as: dipshit, fuckwad, etc.

Teeny is such an assnut.

I'm not being an assnut. You're just inferior.

Assnut by DeifyKenJennings November 16, 2004

Assnut 

Just all in all another way to call someone a dumbass

Man Jack is a real Assnut!

What an Assnut!

Assnut by J-J-Jay-remy March 26, 2010

ASSNUT 

a derogatory term used to make fun of someone when u cant think of anything else to say

DAMN IT BOBBY U ASSNUT how did u ace that test

ASSNUT by ydub October 4, 2004

Assnut 

A douche of a different kind, this person is a Philadelphia sports fan of any kind. (i.e. Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, or 76'ers) Usually one is loud, obnoxious, and talks shit on people for no good reason other then to hear themselves talk.

Man, Brian is an assnut, he thinks the Flyers are better then the Penguins.

Assnut by Hocfan66 November 1, 2008

assnut 

the combination of asshole(dumb) and nut head(dumb) which means double dumb. Dumber than the normal dumb.

You assnut, you cant even figure out which way is left!

assnut by faizudin March 28, 2008

Assnut 

Peanuts that are lodged in one's ass.

Yo dude, I'm harvesting assnuts... You want any?

Assnut by Fredrick Weasley March 21, 2009

Assbutt 

An exclamation used to distract Angels just before you throw a Molotov at them.

"Hey, Assbutt!" *Throws Molotov*

Assbutt by Castiell May 22, 2010