asspennies

Noun, Pennies of US currency that have been in the rectum of someone voluntarily placing them there, and then returning the soiled pennies back into active circulation. Very anarchist/chaotic, but uncivil and immature.

"Jerry just paid that lady at the gas station with 2 of his asspennies.

by TSquent January 15, 2008

asspenny

A man that is both an asshole and a penny pincher.

"That guy didn't even pay for his own lunch. He is such an asspenny."

by rockstar1679 June 1, 2009

asspenny

The lowest common denominator of ass-product. Smallest measure of a piece of shit.

He's not even a piece of shit, he's just an asspenny!

by Jonas VanSpreckles May 15, 2007