what you call people who are in your pictures and they don't belong there and they know it
"Oh man, that would be the cutest, sweetest picture of me and Johnny if it weren't for that stupid, ass-bunny in the background pulling focus away from our cuteness."
Bill: Hey bro, what's happening?
Reggie: Not much, just picking my assbunnies.
Bill: Man I hate assbunnies. I one time had an assbunny that was the size of a marble.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.