assbite

Severe Chaffing of your ass as a result of sitting on a dodgy chair for too long.

Man, this chair is giving me some serious assbite.

by Trev & Waf March 31, 2008

assbite

A person who really sucks. A total jerk.

Wow man, you are indeed a assbite

by dasmart one November 19, 2007

Assbite

One who wins a verbal debate. One who uses words as his weapon or tool to win an argument.

I can never win a debate against Barry! He kicks my ass every time. What an Assbite!

by SweetSister June 1, 2007

assbite

A Person who acts with extreme stupidity and homosexuality. One who enjoys facial contact with the anus.

"Dude, Your such a fucking assbite."

by EvilPanda December 19, 2003

assbite

one who bitres the anal parts

you cocksmokin' assbite, you bit my cocksuckin' ass

by dranem March 4, 2005

asskite

Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.

Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite

by wicked clown March 18, 2004

assbitcher

ass + bitch or aidan murphy

you assbitcher

by mboy321 April 28, 2016