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Severe Chaffing of your ass as a result of sitting on a dodgy chair for too long.
Man, this chair is giving me some serious assbite.
assbite by Trev & Waf March 31, 2008
Words you can keep
A person who really sucks. A total jerk.
Wow man, you are indeed a assbite
assbite by dasmart one November 19, 2007
One who wins a verbal debate. One who uses words as his weapon or tool to win an argument.
I can never win a debate against Barry! He kicks my ass every time. What an Assbite!
Assbite by SweetSister June 1, 2007
A Person who acts with extreme stupidity and homosexuality. One who enjoys facial contact with the anus.
assbite by EvilPanda December 19, 2003
one who bitres the anal parts
you cocksmokin' assbite, you bit my cocksuckin' ass
assbite by dranem March 4, 2005
Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.
Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite
asskite by wicked clown March 18, 2004

assbitcher

ass + bitch or aidan murphy
you assbitcher
assbitcher by mboy321 April 28, 2016
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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