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Someone who sucks up to people.

"I baked muffins for my whole class."
-"Really? You are such an ass-whisperer, trying to get people to like you."

ass-whisperer by Lowla1985 September 20, 2009

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ass whisperer

One who can communicate and please a girl's ass in a very special way.

I never thought I'd ever like anal sex; but then I met the ass whisperer.

ass whisperer by the guru of gurus November 17, 2009

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ass whisperer

One who is well versed in the health and wellness of the booty. Ass whisperers are akinned to shaman but specialize in the butt. They are both feared and respected in native villages and they can dole out a powerful diarrhea hex if you piss them off. They are generally called upon to correct any malfunction with your rump. They can also be very good lawyers if someone has wronged your butt.

Every once in a while powerful evil spirits will possess your butt causing it to talk and shit uncontrollably. In these cases only the most experienced ass whisperer can expel them. Fortunately this doesn't happen too often.

Sometimes ass whisperers will actual whisper into to random people's butts!! No one knows why they do this but if it happens to you, politely tell them to stop and they will.

Does your tribe have an Ass Whisperer?

We did but he was killed in a raid.

ass whisperer by Black guy who likes white dude December 26, 2013

ass whisperer

1. Someone who is a snitch; someone who is a suck-up. 2. Someone who tells secrets to another's asshole.

"Tom just told the boss that I skipped work yesterday. She would have never noticed. What an ass whisperer.

ass whisperer by Bryan Whitehurst June 29, 2006

jack ass whisperer

THE MASTER OF ALL JACKASSES

The Jack ass whisperer is the ultimate master of all people or things not cool!

jack ass whisperer by What. The January 14, 2014

Ass Whisper

A name given to the sound of passing gas when the sound is barely audible. The sound is commonly compared to blowing air out of your mouth "hence the name whisper." Usually the term "silent but deadly" is accurate in describing the stench of such gas releases.

"Dang Ashley! Why did you ass whisper so close to my face?!! My eye's are watering!!"

Ass Whisper by Three B January 27, 2009

Ass whisper

Ass whisper is when you fart and instead of it being loud and like someone screaming and it’s just a gentle breeze and it feels like it’s whispering.

Person 1: who farted
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper

Ass whisper by Bujjeje December 9, 2019

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026