ass whoopin

an ass kicking so bad that you failed at defending your self

Jordan came home from school crying, a kid two grades under him gave him a major ass whoopin at recess

major ass kicking

by zolo3527 May 18, 2010

Ass whoopin

A beating

Imma give you an ass whooping when we get home

by Me=word plug June 10, 2018

Ass Whoopin

Beating somebody's ass with the broom, the shoe, or the extension cord since you have been disrespectful in a whole new way

Get your ass over here! You're about to get an Ass Whoopin boy!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 3, 2016

Indiscriminate ass whoopin

When interracial ass beating goes down but has nothing to do with race usually its when the white kid wins

black kid: you punk ass white bitch gimme yo money
White kid: fuck you dude im not given you shit
(kids proceed to fight )
Black kid gets his ass beat *
Black kid : man he beat up cuz i was black
White kid: dude no i didn't you tried to robbed and i kicked the shit outta you, my best friend is black !
Narrator* and that is your example of an indiscriminate ass whoopin

by huggies and a high black guy November 30, 2011

two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL

You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!

by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018